roger taylor
Now Roger is also a member of the minority who were gifted in the fat cells. His cat however is larger than him. All the local canines are scared of this cat and it was said that the R.S.P.C.A were chasing it yesterday, but were to scared to go nere it incase it squashed there patrol vehicle. It also rolls everywhere instead of walking like normal cats as like Roger its as wide as it is tall.also roger constantly calls me a hippy when he infact owns a pair of t hilfiger jeans baggier than mine.roger is also a rogbag which is a highly dangerous strain of foodbag and should be made illegal but the law has not been passed yet.roger is also a junky according to a cool guy called gaz mcneil and apparantly takes drugs in physics all the time. |
Mark Archibald
Now this guy is really fat. I presume that he wieghs around 3 metric tonnes. I aslo believe that he is as wide as he is tall and generally horizontally gifted and he is also ginger, but no one really notices that cause there attention is usually drawn to his stomach. |
John Togar
Now John is a rare breed of foodbag called a podger.His vast bulk i can not go into indepth detail in as it is quite horrific although i will say one thing when he stands on the scales it says to be continued.
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gaz
Gaz has a vast area of flab around his middle which is ultimately known as his foodbag. Gaz is also ginger and has a cat called suzy which is probably fat like rogers. Gaz is so fat that he has his own gravitational field strength.there must be about five pictures of gaz on this site and you will understand now why he is worthy to be ridiculed.also gaz is another hybred foodbag known as a roogtag which has venemos fangs and an impulsivly addiction to kit kat chunkys. |
struan brydon
now struan should infact be banned as he takes up most of the corridor when hes in school. this of course causes disruption and deprives us all of our education. Struan is also known for being politically incorrect constantly an he is also a political yes man plus a vietnam war veteran.Another topic of hilarity is infact struans cat which is infact challenged in everything there is.they say that it was ran over or repeatedly hit in the face with a shovel when it was young and a reliable source adam casey recalled the afternoon when it turned into a horizontal projectile and slammed into struans front window.
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